What is with the Furry Tail?
I don’t have a picture of this but I may start collecting them and I know you have all seen them before… the furry tail. What is with the furry tail? Everybody has one. They are on men, they are on women, they are on kids. They are literally everywhere. I want to know why they are the accessory of choice. I want to know what purpose they serve.
To that end, here is my top five list of reasons to buy a furry tail for your costume at the Ren Fair:
- You need something to hide the accident you had while you were trying to climb the Jacob’s Ladder.
- You decided that adding a little fur might help you not look so stupid in your ninja costume that you wore to the Ren Fair.
- Sometimes the gypsy bells aren’t enough. You have to add some fur to get people to look at your butt.
- Some of the porta-privvies don’t have toilet paper.
- Come on everybody likes a little tail.
Let me know why you wear the tail? Does it just add that little bit of extra flair or does a little fur on your backside make you feel like a real woman/man/ninja.
-Bobaganush the Pirate
