10 Question Tuesday with Ded Bob

Who doesn’t love Ded Bob?!? One of my all-time favorite shows at the faire is this wonderful dead entertainer. Bawdy, funny, almost family friendly. What more can you say? Here are Ded Bob’s 10 Questions.

1.  What is your favorite word?

Serendipitous

2.  What is your least favorite word?

Profit Motive

3.  What turns you on?

Petite, Discrete, Horny Women

4.  What turns you off?

Fat Hairy Men

5.  What sound do you love?

Laughter

6.  What sound do you hate?

Someone in pain

7.  What is your favorite curse word?

Tits – It’s on the list.

8.  What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Talk Show

9.  What profession would you not like to do?

Military

10.  If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Michelle, Ruth, Rachel, Tricia, Audrey, Katherine, Lisa, Elona, Amoreena, Sarah, Rebecca, Dominique, and the rest are eagerly waiting in the dungeon.

Thank you Ded Bob, you are the best!