Ebenezer Grumpypants and the 10 Questions

Today is a big day in the history of RenOutfitters.  We have our first fantastical creature… mystical being… mystical creature… we have a Bogle.

So here are the questions and the answers from Mr. Grumpypants

10quest grump1.  What is your favorite word?

it’s a tie between Haggis and Ale.

2.  What is your least favorite word?

That would be the word “LAAAAaaaassssttttttttCAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!”

3.  What turns you on?

There are a couple of faeries I know that make the tassels on my sporran twitch (if you know what I mean… ;-D )

4.  What turns you off?

Glitter, drama spewing whiners, glitter, when my mug is empty, glitter… did I mention glitter?

5.  What sound do you love?

the skirl of the pipes, especially as we marched into battle against King Oberons forces.   Aye we ate well that night too!

6.  What sound do you hate?

the twinging twinkling sound of glitter.

7.  What is your favorite curse word?

Loupin Sasunnach (translates roughly into Stinking Englishman)

8.  What profession other then your own would you like to attempt?

I think I would like to be in those silly moving pictures you humans make.  I would really like to try the ones where the man and woman are wrestling naked in bed, these looks like fun and the dialogue is really funny.

9.  What profession would you not like to do?

Bovine fecal inspector

10.  If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

This is a tricky one as I have heard of the concept of this Heaven place and of God but personally I don’t believe in it… However having studied (like all people should) and not being a close minded twit (like so many are) and knowing what I do know of this belief concept I’m positive the gates would be slammed in my face and I would be sent down to Hell. What can I say? I am NOT a nice Bogle.


I hope you have all enjoyed hearing the answers to the 10 Questions from a denizen of the ether, a Bogle no less.  You will find Ebenezer Grumpypants around faires such as the Kentucky Highlands Renaissance Festival in Eminence, KY.  Find, talk to him, learn more about Bogles and faeries.  Maybe he will even share a recipe with you (check his facebook page if you don’t get that).